Month: April 2023

  • HITCHOCK PRESENTS

    HITCHOCK PRESENTS

    Alfred Hitchcock Presents

    Written by Victoria Thomas (@Miss_Vickums)

    America was increasingly strange place in 1955. The afterglow of the Allied victory quickly faded as new international anxieties surfaced. Although Russia had been a powerful cooperative force in crushing the Axis, dealings between the superpowers quickly cooled, leading author George Orwell to coin the term “Cold War.”  While tensions between Russia and the U.S. seemed to be about the space race, the troubles ran much deeper. Americans took to building fallout shelters beneath the emerald-green lawns of their new cookie-cutter suburban homes, made affordable by the G.I. Bill to returning American servicemen.

    Fears of direct nuclear attack and insidious Communist takeover permeated the American psyche. And these fears permeated the arts, including mid-century television programming. Fantasy and scifi became popular genres, with screwball plots of alien invaders standing in as thinly disguised metaphors for Soviet mind-control.

    More droll, dry, and witty is Alfred Hitchcock Presents, the director’s classically British take on an unsettled and unsettling world. Hitchcock helmed the long-running American television anthology series which aired on CBS and NBC between 1955 and 1965, renamed The Alfred Hitchcock Hour in 1962. It’s a sophisticated though often campy mash-up of dramas, thrillers, and mysteries. The stories are stingingly bitter bon-bons, sweetly, neatly structured, impossible to resist and packed with ugly twists, usually blackmail and deceit about wealth or sex, often made hilarious by mistaken identity. Many episodes deliver moral lessons along the lines of a Greek myth, while others are simply mean-spirited for the sheer wickedness of it.

    Hitchcock was a lifelong student and observer of human pettiness and frailty. Typically, an episode involves a selfish character who is foiled by some form of selfishness itself, with storyline that culminate in a Guy de Maupassant-like payoff. was able to attract top-drawer talent of the time, including Ray Bradbury as a collaborator who wrote episode 20, “And So Died Riabouchinska.” In this especially eerie episode, Claude Rains portrays a ventriloquist fixated on his female dummy, Riabouchinska. Rains’ character has been accused of murdering a juggler. The dummy becomes animated without benefit of her puppeteer and confides in a detective played by Charles Bronson that her ventriloquist-lover is indeed guilty, and that the murder was committed because the juggler planned to extort the human-puppet duo regarding their bizarre affair. She explains that she can no longer love him, and then falls silent, no more than a heap of painted wood. Audiences love the fact that the murderer’s lips are sealed, but that an inanimate object finds her voice to expose the truth.

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    Setting the stage for “The Twilight Zone” and other series which presented the possibility of the paranormal, Hitchcock’s content often embraced some aspect of the surreal and supernatural. When the character is sympathetic — which is generally not the case — the otherworldly element is simply poignant. In episode 102, called “The Foghorn,” a woman is haunted by the sound of a foghorn. Exactly why this sound bothers her is fuzzy; her recall is indistinct. Gradually, she pieces together her memory of her affair with a married man who was killed at sea when a liner crashed into their small boat in the fog. To the woman, whose name is Lucia, this tragedy seems only days-old, when in fact it occurred a half-century earlier, speaking to the power of human guilt and denial.

    Hitchcock played his American audiences with consummate skill, knowing full well that television was not theatre, and knowing that Kansas was not London. With these realizations firmly in place, the calendar of episodes never erred too far into the esoteric. In the same season as   “The Foghorn,” a mere four weeks later, domestic farce at its most broad kept the series comfortably middle-brow. Episode 106 called “Lamb to the Slaughter” tells the story of a pregnant woman who bludgeons her cheating husband to death with a frozen leg of lamb. The woman scorned simply puts the murder-weapon in the oven to roast, and serves it to the police who come to investigate the crime scene.

    Some of the best episodes offer cruelly unflinching insights into the shallowness of human nature, served up with a comic-Gothic spin reminiscent of the short stories of Southern author Flannery O’Connor. In episode 100, called “The Return of the Hero,” two veterans are returning from war. One has lost a leg during the battle. One of the men phones his well-to-do family to see if they can accommodate a disabled man, and they refuse to offer that kindness. And both men then continue on their journey, since the man who made the call to his family is in fact the one who has lost his leg. His companion is intact.

    Audiences still ripple with excitement at Hitchcock’s ghoulish sense of the macabre, present in many episodes including number 81, titled “The Perfect Crime.”  In this naughty bit of noir starring Vincent Price as a treacherous, two-timing detective who bends the truth for his own benefit. Price’s character, named Charles Courtney, strangles a lawyer who threatens to expose the fact that his incorrect analysis of a crime led to the punishment of the wrong man. Courtney uses the body of the murdered lawyer as a sculpting medium to create a ceramic trophy honoring the “perfect crime.” But, as is often the case in Hitchcock, the truth surfaces in a surprising way: a maid accidentally breaks the trophy when cleaning, and bits of gold from the victim’s teeth embedded in the ceramic reveal that Charles Courtney is indeed a killer.

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    It would be saccharine to claim that justice always triumphs in the twisted, twee world of “Alfred Hitchcock Presents.” Indeed, some of the action suggests otherwise — some villains seem to get away with murder, literally. But to bring the episode to absolute closure, Hitchcock gave a typically thick-tongued, steady-eyed postscript (more like a post-mortem) at the end following the action, assuring the audience that goodness in some form, however grotesque, had prevailed against all odds.

    Occasionally, Hitch reveals a soft side, perhaps to please sponsors and attract advertisers. For example, a 1955 episode, number 12 in season one called “Santa Claus and the Tenth Avenue Kid,” stars veteran actor Barry Fitzgerald as an ex-con department store employee who steals a toy as a Christmas gift for a poor child. Fitzgerald’s character is caught by the police, but his parole officer has the charges dropped. Awwww.  Hitchcock allows these moments of Disney-like sentimentality only rarely, and one suspects begrudgingly.

    Notable actors, many very early in their careers, gave the series scintillating mid-century star-power:

    Vincent Price, Ed Begley, James Caan and Robert Duvall (who went on to star together in “The Godfather, Part 1”, as well as appearing separately in numerous high-profile film projects.  Tony Randall and Jack Klugman (Felix and Oscar in the TV version of “The Odd Couple”), Lee Majors (“The Million-Dollar Man”), James Farentino, David Carradine (“Kung Fu”), Peter Fonda, James Mason, Clint Eastwood (“Rawhide”), Steven McQueen (both Eastwood and McQueen appear in episode 39, titled “Human Interest Story,” 1959), Robert Redford, Jayne Mansfield, Robert Morse (“Mad Men”), and many more than we have space to list!

    In the late 50s and early 1960s, most of the above were fledgling actors, and Hitchcock’s venue launched them into success on both the small and large screens.  Many had extensive background in live theatre, but television made them household names. And Hitch’s remarkable dramatic vehicle also provided a fresh context for Hollywood names that had first been established in cinema decades before (Fay Wray who appeared in the original “King Kong,” Peter Lorre, Gloria Swanson, Lillian Gish, Bette Davis, Gilbert Roland, James Mason, Vincent Price, Hermione Gingold, Ray Milland, Hume Cronyn, Jessica Tandy, Keenan Wynn). Hitchcock also cast his daughter, Pat, in minor roles throughout the series.

    A character that every episode has in common is the sensation of the grotesque itself. The word “grotesque” arises from the word “grotto.” This curious term finds its origin in classical Greece, where orderly beauty was held to be synonymous with moral goodness. It was the Hellenic culture at its height which gave us the Golden Mean or the Golden Ratio, a mathematical equation which makes itself evident in nearly everything that people in the West find beautiful, from well-balanced facial features to the sacred geometry of a temple. The reason that the Golden Mean resonates so easily, even beyond the West, is that this equation in inherent in many natural forms, beginning with the Fibonacci spiral present in a snail-shell’s whorl, or the coil of an unfurling fern frond.

     

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    In Greek society, there was also a subculture which did not conform to the Athenian ideal. The latter was the world of the grotto, a place of more primordial rituals and mysteries that strayed far from the rigor of Apollonian beauty. In the grotto, the Golden Mean was not even a consideration. The proportions of the ritual space and the objects in it were created to trigger feelings of discord and disorientation rather than stability and serenity. And rather than striving for the clear daylight of the supremely rational, visitors to the grottos devoted themselves to Dionysus, Pan, and even murkier entities in search of oblivion.

    Hitchcock summoned this sense of the grotesque as something slimy and slippery that lurks and darts beneath the seemingly well-ordered surface of everyday life. Hitchcock’s work, including his films, allude to the presence of ordinary evil, what some would call the noonday devil. In “The Birds,” for example, there is little explanation for the mysterious avian mayhem that takes the lives of innocent people in the quaint, small town of Bodega Bay. Other than quite-normal sexual tension and flirtation, the characters are hardly sinister, and yet they become the victims of an unprovoked attack which seems protean, as if rising from the most primal energy of the life-force itself– a force which Hitchcock clearly believes is not entirely benevolent.

    In the abbreviated format of his television series, the presence of this grotesque force is by necessity a bit less subtle and a bit less nuanced, and so Hitchcock introduces the problem of evil and its resolution in a more literal way. It begins with the portly and menacing appearance of Hitchcock himself. The series is well-known for its title sequence, set to the lurching strains of Charles Gounod’s “Funeral March of a Marionette.” The score, which pitches and rolls like a flimsy craft on a harsh sea, accompanies a deft caricature of Hitchcock onscreen, a line drawing self-portrait created by the director himself. The man himself appears as a bloated silhouette, a self-important dirigible, then walks to center stage to address the camera with an unsmiling greeting: “Good evening.”

    Hitchcock is known for his use of editing and camera movement to mimic a person’s gaze, thus making the viewer a voyeur.  This quality adds an element of salaciousness to the action. Many film scholars, notably Laura Mulvey, take Hitchcock to task for what she termed the “male gaze,” regarding women as objects of both desire and scorn. Roger Ebert wrote in 1966: “They were blonde. They were icy and remote. They were imprisoned in costumes that subtly combined fashion with fetishism. They mesmerized the men, who often had physical or psychological handicaps. Sooner or later, every Hitchcock woman was humiliated.”

    This element of perversity permeates the master’s work. Like King Henry VIII, Hitchcock’s persona was one of rampant corruption and sensual decadence. His bulbous flesh sagged, his belly entering the viewfinder as a separate entity, the plush bulk of his cheeks muffling his speech. His weight became so out of control that insurers denied him coverage, in spite of his fame.

    Hitchcock was a man of unsavory appetites. Tippi Hedren, the iciest of Hitchcock’s blondes, revealed in her memoir that she was fending off more than psychotic crows during the making of “The Birds.” After spurning his advances, which ranged from groping to full-body tackle, in retaliation Hitchcock deliberately allowed the actress to be injured by live birds used on the set.  He then blocked Universal Studios from submitting her performance for Oscar consideration, and later refused to allow her to work with other directors. Hitchcock even engineered a connecting door between his office and Hedren’s dressing room, meaning that she surrendered any sense of personal privacy. After “The Birds,” Hedren’s next film for Hitchcock was “Marnie,” in which her character is raped — a scene which she believes was a message to her from the thwarted director.

    Hollywood runs on dirty laundry and gossip, and so of course fans of Hitchcock prefer to concentrate on the genius of the man’s art. Hitchcock’s formidable intellect and superb technique make this entirely possible. And yet it is the lip-smacking suggestion of personal depravity in the psyche of the director himself that makes us feel a little dirty after watching his work — and keeps us coming back for more, decade after decade.

    This review was written by Victoria Thomas (@Miss_Vickums), a Bronx-born pop culture writer who now lives in Los Angeles. She is the author of Hollywood’s Latin Lovers: Men Who Made the Screen Smolder (St. martin’s Press/Angel City Press) and contributes to several arts journals.

    This article was written exclusively for “THE LAST PICTURE SHOW”
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  • Jack Nicholson – The Anatomy of a Super Star

    Jack Nicholson – The Anatomy of a Super Star

    JACK NICHOLSON – THE ANATOMY OF A SUPERSTAR

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    Although Jack Nicholson has often described himself as a studio method actor, his screen alchemy defies mere technique. Directors, producers, co-stars and critics often compare his suave swagger to that of Cagney and Bogart, praising the leading-man charisma that has carried the actor through more than a half-century of film roles, many of them iconic, a few of them Oscar-winning. But they’ve got it all wrong. The enduring power of Jack Nicholson resides in the fact that Jack, at his absolute best, gives us the creeps.

    His first role was in 1958, as “The Cry Baby Killer,” a teen-scream thriller cranked out by uber-schlockmeister Roger Corman, with whom Nicholson would team for his first few roles. These early productions were aimed at young movie-goers who typically viewed them in drive-ins, where anticipated backseat action took precedence over anything on the screen. Awareness of this viewing modality allowed Corman and Nicholson to create campy cinema that gleefully crosses the line into self-parody. Nicholson carried these early lessons in excess with him into an exhaustive career of many big-budget hits, multiple memorable near-hits, and a few truly stinko duds. His portrayals are typically high-octane, with a level of stylized exaggeration that sometimes teeters on giddy caricature. And yet even at his most mirthful, there is an undertone of menace to Nicholson that keeps us watching, worrying, and wanting more..

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    In the philosophy of looks theory, Nicholson displays what many consider to be an ideal facial structure: “hunter” eyes, meaning an eye shape that is narrow, and deeply set, exposing little or no upper eyelid, giving the eye a fierce, predatory look. By contrast, large, protruding eyes which expose a lot of the upper lid are widely perceived as “prey” eyes, resembling the wide, trusting eyes of a vulnerable cow or doe. Women with this doe-like eye structure are frequently perceived as receptive and therefore attractive.

    Vulnerability is not a card in Nicholson’s dramatic deck. A pronounced browbone sets the stage for the actor’s masculine gaze in purely architectural terms. David A. Puts, PhD, Department of Anthropology, Pennsylvania State University, speculates that in early human development, “…heavy brow ridges protect eyes from blows.” In addition to an eye-structure that’s small in size and deep-set, Nicholson’s eyes are also fairly close-set, meaning that they are no more than one eye’s width apart. This forward-facing placement further reinforces a predatory look, since carnivores evolved to focus on whatever is in their direct line of sight. By contrast, herbivores typically have eyes that are set far aparthypr- on opposite sides of the skull, to give the prey animal the best possible peripheral vision to detect approaching predators from all directions.

    Adding still further to Nicholson’s naturally threatening bone structure is what cosmetic surgeons call positive canthal tilt (PCT). This refers to a slight uplift at the outer corners of the eyes. In esthetic terms, cosmetic surgeons recommend an upward tilt of no more than two degrees, and Nicholson’s facial geometry conforms to this equation. This subtle tilt makes his face look youthful, alert, canine, and a bit feral onscreen. Nicholson amplifies this upward motion with impressively arched eyebrows, signaling intense hyper-awareness, like a wolf closing in on the scent of a kill.

    When Nicholson turns up the juice on a role, which is his wont, we witness the visual power of these features, especially the eyebrows. Much has been written about the actor’s “killer smile,” but his perfect dentition is simply a distraction from the damage soon to come. Remember that primatologists identify the baring of teeth as an act of submission. (When challenged for her somber expression in photos, Yoko Ono famously said “Smiles are for shopkeepers.”) In the case of Nicholson, his easy smile is a bluff; his eyes tell the real story. The gaze is steely in 1992’s “A Few Good Men” when he delivers the immortal line, “You can’t handle the truth.” In other more extreme roles, notably 1989’s Joker characterization in Tim Burton’s “Batman,” a more flamboyant Nicholson contorts his conventionally handsome face into a terrifying mask of depraved comedy. Nicholson had baited the trap many times before with his signature combination of conflicting sensations, hilarity and fear. Among the most notable examples: his iconic axe-wielding “H-e-e-e-e-e-re’s Johnny!” moment in Kubrick’s 1980 masterpiece, “The Shining,” a morsel of pure terror which Nicholson improvised.

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    And there were premonitions throughout the actor’s earlier performances. As Jonathan, the nihilistic lead in 1971’s “Carnal Knowledge,” Nicholson’s affect is flat, cynical, defeated. This makes his sudden morph into blistering fury, confronting Ann-Margret as his depressed wife, Bobbie, all the more electrifying. When she complains, “The reason I sleep all day is because I can’t stand my life!”, Jonathan responds, “You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty goddam good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this goddam bed! Try opening some goddam windows! That’s why you can’t stand up in here, the goddam place smells like a coffin!” Nicholson ratchets up the intensity with each sentence until he’s breathless and red-faced, a foretaste of the eerie and truly sordid final scene where Louise, an elegant Manhattan call-girl played by Rita Moreno, strokes him out of his mid-life impotence with a chanted ode to his character’s narcissism. Moreno delivers her lines straight into the eye of the camera as though she’s coaxing a serial killer to spare her life.

    Much earlier, in 1971’s “Five Easy Pieces,” Nicholson held audiences rapt in the role of another disillusioned loner, Bobby Dupea. The film’s most memorable moment is when the typically mild-mannered Dupea explodes in anger at a waitress at a truck stop diner when he tries to order something that’s not on the menu: toast. Compromising by ordering a chicken salad sandwich, he tells the server to “…hold the chicken salad…between your knees,” and ad lib line that brought the house down. As with his leering Ed McMahon impersonation in “The Shining,” Nicholson made it up on the spot and on the fly, summoning up his own private demons into play from the depths of who knows where.

    In all fairness, Jack warned us. Consider the moment when Jack Nicholson first moved from the shadows of obscurity into the spotlight. The year is 1960, and Nicholson has been cast as a masochistic dental patient in Roger Corman’s (now) cult classic, the original “The Little Shop of Horrors.” As Wilbur Force, Nicholson is dissolving in psychotic giggles as he reads aloud from an issue of “PAIN” magazine in the dentist’s waiting room:

    “The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen, caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife. He almost bled to death and gangrene had set in. I didn’t give him much of a chance. There were other complications. The man had cancer, tuberculosis, leprosy, and a touch of the grippe. I decided to operate.” Explaining to the dentist that he has three or four abscesses, a touch of pyorrhea, nine or ten cavities, and a lost pivot tooth, Wilbur Force cautions “Now, no novocaine. It dulls the senses.” When the dentist warns, “This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me,” Force responds “Oh, goody, goody, here it comes! I’d almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere, wouldn’t you?” As a window into the subversive outlaw spirit of this micro-budget debut, the star, producer, and the rest of the filmmaking team jumped the fence of Charlie Chaplin’s old Hollywood studio where they shot “Shop” in two days, without permission from anybody.

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    In later roles, Nicholson often expanded his bag of tricks into the realm of the comedic grotesque.  As the boisterous Randle McMurphy in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” Nicholson’s eye-rolling antics, including a faked lobotomy, earned him the Oscar for Best Actor in 1976. Director Miloš Forman was not amused, and Ken Kesey who authored the original novel was horrified. Occasionally in later roles, including “Prizzi’s Honor” (1985) and “Hoffa” (1992), Nicholson burlesqued his characters as bloated, two-dimensional buffoons, perhaps just to show audiences how low he could go, or perhaps in homage to his low-rent roots as a Roger Corman player.

    Nicholson’s Great White Shark-grin belies the tabloid darkness of his life in the glare of fame. Friends with Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate, Nicholson began sleeping with a hammer under his pillow while he skipped work almost daily to attend the Manson family trials in 1970. Four years later, Nicholson starred in the 1974 smash “Chinatown” directed by Polanski. Three years after that, Polanski was arrested at Nicholson’s home for the cocaine-enhanced rape of a 13-year-old model, Samantha Geimer. Anjelica Huston, daughter of the legendary director John Huston who starred alongside Nicholson in “Chinatown,” happened to stop by when Polanski and Geimer were behind closed doors. Huston and Nicholson had recently ended their long romance, and Anjelica dropped in unexpectedly to pick up a few of her belongings. She later told police that she observed nothing unusual, and that Polanski and the girl drove away without incident.

    Nicholson has always loved a front-row seat to spectacle, whether courtside at a Lakers game, or up front beside Andy Williams during the 1977 trial of Williams’ ex-wife Claudine Longet, accused of killing her lover, alpine ski racer Vladimir Peter “Spider” Sabich in the shower. As with the Manson family trial, Nicholson barely missed a day in court. The titillating proximity of deceit, danger and death to innocence and beauty is the X-factor in the winning formula that elevated Nicholson from B-feature bit player to A-lister. The smile has never wavered, and the eyes are always scanning for the next conquest.

    This review was written by Victoria Thomas (@Miss_Vickums), a Bronx-born pop culture writer who now lives in Los Angeles. She is the author of Hollywood’s Latin Lovers: Men Who Made the Screen Smolder (St. martin’s Press/Angel City Press) and contributes to several arts journals.

    This article was written exclusively for “THE LAST PICTURE SHOW”
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    The Doomsday Machine: A Cinematic Odyssey into the Abyss

    In the vast landscape of science fiction cinema, certain films stand out as timeless classics that transcend the boundaries of time and space. One such gem is The Doomsday Machine, a film that catapults audiences into a campy narrative filled with over-the-top science-fiction troupes that could only solidify the film’s place in cult classic history. Released in 1972, the film has gained a dedicated fan base over the years and is celebrated for its “historical futuristic” (that makes sense when you think about it) aesthetics.

     

    The film opens with a single spy trying to gather intel from a facility lacking in guards. Once inside the building, the spy kills a scientist in one of the most unique ways you can imagine; she strangles her with the victim’s own hair. After the murder, she makes her way to the mission object and takes photographs of a caged robot. The robot is the Doomsday Machine. Going back to “historical futuristic,” this scene is exactly what I mean. This is what many imagined the future would look like big red gumball-looking machines that could destroy everything. I do not hate this aspect of the film; I find it extremely charming and nostalgic.

    We are then taken to a space station, where a press conference is taking place to discuss a space mission to the planet Venus. Just before the astronauts board the spacecraft, they are told that they must replace three members of their crew with women. The men are not fans of this, and one even says, “Women? Now I’ve heard everything”. The film was released in 1972. However, that was nine years after Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman in space, so the reactions of the men were strange, even for the times. The scene continues to show the distaste the men have for bringing women along with them. They begin discussing emotional stability and other things. It is just hard to watch, knowing that even at that time, women were excelling the same as men in these areas.

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    Once inside the spacecraft, the retro sci-fi aesthetics come back in a big way. The chairs they are all sitting in look like everyday recliners, and their helmets are obvious motorcycle helmets. They shove a couple of large cabinets in the back with some reel-to-reel machine in them so that we know it’s science stuff. I love this type of movie. It calls back to a simpler time when magic almost seemed real. We didn’t know what the inside of a rocket looked like in the 70s; I mean, some people did, but your everyday 10-year-old kid had no idea. I sometimes wish I could go back to the early days of science fiction to feel that out-of-this-world magic before we all knew better. New films must have amazing graphics, and they have a time and place, but the campy stuff will always be it for me.

    The rocket then blasts into space, and the discussion of why the Pentagon forced them out into orbit so fast begins. They quickly concluded that China may have destroyed the earth. The discussion of why the women are with them comes up again now. The consensus is that they are a sort of floating Adam and Eve pod, ready to repopulate if needed. A quest to save the species. Then, they see that the end has finally happened; the Earth is no more. Members of the crew start losing their cool as they realize they are alone. Now, the fear of becoming sterile due to the radiation from the atomic war starts setting in. One of the crew members starts getting more aggressive with his flirting and takes it a step further when he tries forcing himself on one of the women. She fights him off, and the rest of the crew comes to defend her. It is evident that this man is losing his mind.

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    Unfortunately, new calculations have determined that only three crew members can finish the flight; the rest will not make it. They set up a computer to decide who goes, and when the man losing his mind finds out he was not chosen, all hell breaks loose. He pulls the girl he’s been chasing into an airlock and begins forcing himself on her again. He throws her across the room, and she hits the airlock open button, which opens a door into space, and they both die. But they do not get sucked out of the ship; they just kind of hover in the room with blood coming out of their faces. Another great example of something we now know couldn’t happen, but back in 1972, this would have been terrifying.

    Then, one of the power boosters must be repaired, so one of the men and one of the women go out to fix it. While outside, they see a space station and decide just to glide over to it. Once inside, they boot up a computer, but nothing really happens. Not in the plot, in the scene! For eight minutes, it is just a shot of the two sitting in front of a computer, not saying anything. Finally, some audio comes in that says, “We are the collective mind of the planet. Your ship no orbits”. The voice goes on to tell them they are not welcome and that the time of humans is over. Then, another ridiculously long pause, and the voice goes on to say that they need to travel to the edge of the universe because their journey now begins. And that is the end of the film.

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    The premise of this film is great: a crew of astronauts is set to man a craft heading for Venus when the government finds out about a doomsday machine and decides to switch the mission to preserve mankind covertly. Then, things take a terrible turn in space, and choices must be made. The suspense and plot are there, but the editing is not.  So many scenes should have been cut from this film, mostly in the end. It felt rushed, and certain scenes were left in just for time’s sake. Having said that, if you love campy science fiction, this is a great one to watch. But we all know that when watching a classic campy film, there are things we don’t really want to look past but take stock of instead. Take in the cheap settings, the poor acting, and over-the-top scenes, and enjoy them.

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